this... isn't funny at all. I thought this would be something I could relate to, but it's just about eating a ton. I'm overweight because I have hypothyroidism and I can't relate to ANY of these (except the friends running & getting left behind one), even though I'm 50 pounds overweight. People like you make me self conscious to eat in public even if it's not excessive. This really just makes me sad.
normally i would give an extremely cheeky response to a message like this, but i will restrain myself. if you read this response, which i surely hope you do, take what i say into serious consideration:
i’m truly sorry you have a thyroid problem you have to deal with your whole life. i understand how incredibly sucky that can be. and i know it can be hard, but don’t let anyone make you feel self conscious about eating in public.
i just responded to another message like this and emphasized that it is the people around you that make you feel a certain way, not this blog. get rid of the negative leeches in your life that make you feel so self conscious.
Hey :) im 15. and i do find your blog amussing; but it hurts sometimes to think of how much i can relate to these posts.
the only thing that should hurt after reading this blog is your stomach from LAUGHING HYSTERICALLLYYY.
don’t let shit get you down. you are young grasshopper, but soon you will learn that the people who make you feel hurt for being a certain way are huge tool-faces because they just want to feel better about themselves. if people didn’t make you feel bad about certain things, than you would be having a jolly old time reading my blog instead of reading it and feeling sad :(
sounds like you need to cleanse some negative folks out of your life, anon
I am a guy who follows. Because, even though I technically have a penis, I am seduced by food much in the way your posts would suggest. I appreciate the work you have done here. It is an honor to follow you.
Also --- I am eating cookies while tumbling while watching TV right now.
well i am honored to have one male follower!
and it sounds like i need to get on your level…i’m only tumbling…i should be tumbling AND have two ice cream cones in hand and be soaking my cankles in bath salts with forrest gump playing in the background.
I thought at first this blog was a bot and if I clicked on it I would get viruses and shit because I tagged a fuckton of my posts as "fat girl problems"
IS PROBABLY THE MOST HILARIOUS BLOG EVER
lots of these i can't identify with peerrrrrsonally, but damn they are funny.
also i TOTALLY just outted myself creepin' your tumblr. but once i saw that you wore essie's master plan, too, i just couldn't stop~
A-HA! well great minds think alike. I actually just bought two more essie colors yesterday…i highly recommend mob squared and devil’s advocate.
if you have FGP’s that i have not addressed feel free to submit or send me another message…these are simply the thoughts that go through my head on any given day, but i would be more than happy to share some of yours to the world, too.
And I REALLY don't care if this is my second "question" within minutes but it seems as though some people don't get the point of your blog. I know curvy girls, or fat girls, plus sized...whatever one wishes to call them, are usually sensitive but if you don't laugh about the situation, then you will cry. If they don't like your blog, they must gtfo. The same goes for hating a thinspo blog. JUST GET OFF! LOL. Enough said.
i would have to say that i agree with you 110%.
although i disagree with the part where you said that most large ladies are sensitive…personally i pride myself in being as tough as beef jerky and day old bagels. i think all of my awesome followers are in the same boat, so you are in good company…i welcome you …
Love this blog! Totally relate! If I leave anything in the house I always say 'I've come too far...' even if I've just left the house. Luckily for me I'm a fat person in an averagely sized person's body. And, since this is an ask... Favourite food ever? Mine are Cheese Boards (One chunk of cheese is never enough) x
Ah yes, lots of cheese all at once is definitely a delicacy in this life.
My favorite food is actually a food combination. I like drinking very fizzy soda and eating something radioactively sweet (such as trolli brite crawlers) at the same time because I like to envision there are explosions happening in my stomach.
I was fat once , and I was not happy at all. This blog is making fun with something that can be changed, and lots os girls read your lines and find herselfs in a group, so they dont feel like having to change. Bu they are not happy with the current body situation - face the true, society dont like fat people (and again, I was fat, I know how it feels). The only reason this blog is popular (if it is at all) is because it brings false acceptance to those girls. Its sad, really. They dont need acceptance with "funny" lines.
sorry it took me so long to respond, anon, i was double fisting burritos.
…but in all seriousness…i accept everyone the way they are and i made this blog as a comedic relief from all the grief that women get about their weight from people like you. you look like a huge tool ostracizing a group of people like that (ESPECIALLY if you were part of that group at one time)…you’re lucky you went anon because my army of fat girls would come after you.
oh, and your grammar/english is worse than broccoli without cheese sauce.